he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
