Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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