Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
barbara walters just said penis...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I supernannyed him into submission
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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