is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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