Don't you send me to vm
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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