Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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