so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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