And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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