She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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