I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
That accounts for only three of the penises
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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