On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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