I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
too bad you live with your parents still
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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