chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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