Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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