Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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