Me too!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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