totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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