problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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