Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
How does one acquire holy water?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Randomize
