So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I want to have your abortion
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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