I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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