Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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