The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Randomize
