We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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