you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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