he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
