I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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