Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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