That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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