So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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