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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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