Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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