He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How external is "for external use only"?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
