Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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