Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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