I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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