Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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