What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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