Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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