after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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