I need help removing her.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
handjob tips. give me some.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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