idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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