I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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