do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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