I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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