Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Randomize
