Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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