Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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