who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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