So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
