Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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