Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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