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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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