is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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