Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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