HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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