Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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